MaBeGroMo ’07 & Random Stupidness

So, since I’ve been participating in NaBloPoMo, I’ve felt like I’ve been attached to more of my “feminine” side, and to offset this trend, I sit here, in front of my laptop, smoking the fattest stogy I could muster up on such short notice, and a nice tall glass of my favorite mixed drink and with the faint sound of football just behind me in my apartment. To steal a line from one of the dudes blogs I read today, “I touch my stuble and realize just how badass I feel with a beard”. Amen. Sorry dude for lack of credit but I’m lazy …I shouldn’t have posted today, but I don’t really give a rats butt, over quality over quantity at this point. I’m hoping that if I forget a day that the NaBloPoMo gods will pat me gently on the head and say “There There, you posted a billion times in one day, forget the rest of the month …” It’s really intresting to see everybody participating. I didn’t realize just the mass of people on the internet. I know, stupid comment. I keep reading about people’s “specific” blogs, and how they keep apologizing for not writing specific content, how they just talk about there day and who wants to read that? I do. Not everybody wants to read the tabloid life of some mega star, I want to read about average joe’s who spilled toner all over themselves, or who got dumped by their boyfriend/girlfriend and think that life is unfair, or if they ate a gut busting chipotle burrito for lunch. I like that kind of stuff, because I can relate. So for the average joe’s in the world who post their thoughts, keep posting. And for those that feel the need to be specific in their blogs. Be specific.So … I said I would post some randomness and here it is:

George. My new nickname for him is GoldMember. Yesterday I noticed he turned COMPLETELY white…. yes, it was so gross and I about had a heart attack. I thought for sure something was wrong with him, until I came back to check on him a few hours later. He was shedding. And, for those that just ate, look away, he was eating his molten skin! Hmmm, crunchy! I’m also convinced that if I don’t scare the poop out of the crickets and get them to move around, George would starve. Sometimes when I mix up his environment, I swear he looks up and asks “Where’s my hot sauce dude? You know I can’t eat these dudes without any Hot Sauce!”.

I told you I was addicted to Pizza Bites. Yes, Yes I am. God has blessed me with a limited memory and the lack of cooking abilities. I always put the damn things in the oven, set it and literally forget it. However, at my new shack, it’s the strangest thing. At 20 minutes into the cooking … my stove and/or pan I use makes the LOUDEST popping noise ever! *POP* *BOOM* *CLANK*. It sounds like somebody is opening fire in my apartment complex and I live in the ghetto, so basically it’s enough to make you pee and poop your pants. All at once. For those that laugh, it’s not funny … I’m still cleaning up the mess …. yuck.

Today was Veterans day. I’m not really sure what to say, because nothing I can say will truley show how appreciative I am for living in the best country in the world. Nothing I can say to the men and women serving, or who have lost their lives defending the freedom I have to smoke my cigar, drink my drink and watch football with the freedoms that I have today. I don’t even know where to start besides saying

THANK YOU.

Which I’m sure doesn’t suffice. However I try, and for those that go through my flickr account, have seen my patriotic side before along with my American Flag …

NaBloPoMo. MaBeGroMo ’07. All of these acronyms are starting to confuse me. /ugh. Great read on MaBeGroMo.

So as my glass nears empty, my cigar slowly dies down.

So does my night.

g’Night All

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