It’s amazing how one can find themselves starring in a GAP commercial. No? Surely you’ve been dancing at one point in your life and then all of a sudden everything just stops, and the cameras rotate a full 360 degrees and your stuck there motionless watching as everything is spinning by. Not necessarily passing you by, just spinning by.

I somewhat starred in my own gap commercial today. As of late, it’s been a pretty common occurrence. Perhaps you’ll see me on TV soon?

It’s been really nice actually just to stop breathe, soak all of everything in. Just to realize the opportunity and adventures that lie ahead of me, and how much my life has changed in the past few months.It seemed it all started since me and Stevie broke up, and although I once cared for her deeply, I think I’ve changed 180 degrees since then and am a much more matured individual with far more ambitions than one could shake a stick at.

I’ve got a to-do list about 10 miles long and besides the meaningless haircut, taking out the trash, ect … I’ve also added some greater items to the list which, being tied down could never accomplish. One of which is to learn Spanish. I think I’m serious and committed too which is a rarity. A bunch of us went to lunch the other day and Brandi(who’s hosting fashion Denver) knows Spanish! When did she learn Spanish? I’ve always wanted to, just never had the time! I’m going to try and stay focus this time …

Haha, ask me in a couple weeks how far I’ve come o.0

So this week and this weekend is going to be ridiculously busy. Friday night and Saturday morning I’m going to be helping chris and his wife and soon to be kiddo move into their new home. It’s about time! They keep trying to tell me god works in mysterious ways, but I’m not quite sure about that one. Regardless, I’m really happy for them.

The rest of Saturday I’ll be in fort fun. Adam’s time in D-Town is dwindling and he was given a job alot sooner than he anticipated so he’ll be gone to Chicago on Tuesday. It sucks, but it’s life … hopefully he’ll get a divorce and move back to D-Town. Ok …I was kidding but still So off to fort fun to BBQ.

Sunday is the rapids game and my jersey finally game in! Woohooo! It fits great too … I’m super stoked to go, and perhaps I’ll take better pictures. Apparently my old buddy at Broe will have his son’s soccer team there so I’ll be tagging along with them.

Yesterday I bought a good stoggie to light up afterwards so we’ll see.

All in all it should be an eventful weekend.

I like how my blogs are like seinfeld episodes. Useless and pointless, but I’m sure somebody out there is reading …

Hmmmm … but who?

Peace, i’m outta here.

Winter: Joshua Radin lyrics
Artist: Joshua Radin
Album: First Between 3rd And 4th
Year: 2004
Title: Winter Print
Correct
I should know who I am by now
I walk the record stand somehow
Thinkin’ of winter
The name is the splinter inside me
While I wait

And I remember the sound
Of your November downtown
And I remember the truth
A warm December with you

But I don’t have to make this mistake
And I don’t have to stay this way
If only I would wake

The walk has all been cleared by now
Your voice is all I hear somehow
Calling out winter
Your voice is the splinter inside me
While I wait

And I remember the sound
Of your November downtown
And I remember the truth
A warm December with you
But I don’t have to make this mistake
And I don’t have to stay this way
If only I would wake

I could have lost myself
In rough blue waters in your eyes
And I miss you still

Oh I remember the sound
Of your November downtown
And I remember the truth
A warm December with you
But I don’t have to make this mistake
And I don’t have to stay this way
If only I would wake

If one can have such a great weekend, I think I had it. It started off on Friday, but Saturday is where the real magic took place.

Saturday I woke up semi-early. Not by choice of course, but by my phone and Adam nagging at me like he usually does. Do this, do that … bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh. Thank god were not married. So we started off the morning(well what I consider morning, it was around 1-2 oclock or so!) We headed up to the new Dick Sporting Goods Arena for the Rapids game. It was semi cold, but if you think I’m going to let weather get in the way of Soccer, buds, great food and gorgeous hot women wearing sambas your out of your flipping mind.

First impression is just amazing and that’s just the drive towards the park. At first all you can see is the many light poles that light the 22+ Kentucky blue grass groomed fields. Next thing that caught my eye was the huge TV looking sign a good two miles away from the stadium that showed the schedule, date/time, weather conditions and such.

Once you get passed the awe of it all, you finally get to the parking lot, where it was described to me as the itchy and scratchy lots. Apparently we parked in the itchy lot o.0 Once parked you make your way to the park, and after a long hike to the entrance, your in a gorgeous entry way that screams "I’m new and amazing, and I’m better than you". Or so I thought that’s what it was screaming!

Once inside, I just kind of sat there and stared. My jaw(inside my head of course) was dropped straight to the floor. My first thing I noticed was how perfect the grass was. /sigh. It was perfect.

We had pretty good seats next to the corner flag. We could throw a stone and literally hit the players. When the action was away you could always stare at the jumbo tron and take a peek at the action.

There was a goofy dude wearing a headband and tube socks with his pants sagging that went onto the field. It was funny because the security guards were like, uh, is that my job to get the guy off the field? He was out there for a while and appeared to be heckling the other team. It was definetly hilarious, and what made it better is he hopped the fence 2 feet away from where me and Adam were sitting.

The whole day was hot sauce. The game was awesome, the park was awesome. Just a very cool experience, one in which I’ll be making plans to go again in the very near future.

I’ve posted pictures too! Next time I’ll take a real camera and not rely on my blackberry. It was pretty cold so I should be forgiven o.0

Afterwards we decided to hit up the LK. The LK was our old stomping grounds in college that had the best china man food EVER.

We topped off the day with beavis and butthead. I stayed at home and coded a bunch for my new website. Which will be much more cheery I promise and I sat and watched Scrubs and Southpark all day. I’m pooped …

This weekend has taken a good toll on me but it’s time for bed.

Until tomorrow, check out the new photos I’ve posted under Denver, and also Under Welcome to Dick. I’ll be making many improvements to OzweegoVille in the coming week, so stay posted.

-theMayor

I’m not sure if blogging twice in one day is illegal, if you do think so, then sue me …

Today was a great day actually, but for some reason when I got home it just went downhill quick. Why? I have no idea … Even to this moment I’m trying to pinpoint what made me feel that way but I’m still coming up blank.

Today’s episodes of scrubs made me happy. Could it be that it was on for a full hour(every weekday). Nay. Could it be that it also comes on channel 2 immediately afterwards? haha … yea, okay, that was probably it.

Or could it be seeing my roommates girlfriend? Yea, but not in the way your thinking sicko. It made me realize that in just a few months, I’ll have to dress up in a slick tux, eat tons of free food, drink tons of free wine and leave that night knowing I won’t have to spend the rest of my life with the nagging, bitching, shitty cooking gold digging, no good, cheating …. *coughs* hehe, you get the picture. So was it that? Nay.

Could it have been the peace and tranquility I experienced as I was smoking my stogy and chatting with Mr. Robbins?

Nope …

Keep guessing ….

How about my weekend getaway to see the Rapids play on opening day?

How about waking up and being to work by 10 at a job I love, one in which I actually find myself pinching to see if it’s real?

Nope …

See, hopefully your just as confused as me … I have no idea why I would have gotten into one of my slumps … it’s just that I did and I’d like to know why.

So ah …. yea, that’s my randomness? Are you ready for more?

I’m tired of people talking to me about their other friends problems. Hey look, Ive got enough of my own, and Im perfectly fine listening to your problems, but come on … your friends drama? Please, I don’t need it …

Today was pretty cool at work. Today my first MLS was put into production. Somewhat of a memorable, and a big accomplishment in my career which will not be the last accomplishment, and will not be overshadowed by my "slump".

Man, I have no idea why I’m in this slump, things can’t be going any better for me. Life is rocking and rolling right now … haha, I dunno … I’m sure a good night’s sleep and I’ll feel right as rain.

Whatever slump I’m in, it will be short lived and it’ll soon be over … I know I’m getting close.

"the heart is something you can’t control
we either choose to follow or be left on our own
so we’re leaving here on a less-travelled road
as desperate cries grow louder,
I know we’re getting close, getting close"

Exactly 4 days in a row, I’ve had the urge to blog and at the exact moment I felt the need to take action and blog, an equal and opposite reaction had taken place that compelled me not to. The last few days it’s been either work, life or video games that’s kept me away. Mostly work, however a bit of tv and video games.

I’ve never really been into tv all that much, but as of late it’s really addictive. Probably becuase it’s a good way for me to recharge my batteries. Besides, I can’t get enough of Scrubs. It’s a great show and when it first came out 4-5 years ago I imagine I was too young to really get the humor. Finding a diffrent way of recharging the batteries has been hard latley been far too cold in the evenings to ride my bike, and after my last night riding experience, well … you know how that turned out. Besides the weekend,it’s the only time I’ve had a chance to ride. To add insult to injury I tried to go roller blading and my blades are no where to be found. I went to wally world and got some more, but you get what you pay for. Two broken ankles and two shattered shins later, I gave up on it until I get some decent roller blades.

So past few weekends I’ve been in Fort Fun. Adam will be moving soon and I don’t think he’ll be moving back anytime soon. This weekend we’ve got a soccer game to go to. We bought opening day tickets to the Rapdis and I’m super stoked. Even cooler, we’ll be heading down to our stomping grounds to eat at the infamous LK. I’m not sure which I’m more excited about, the LK, or the Rapids? Hmmmmm ….

So every other couple of days I’ll buy a nice cigar and go to the patio and read. Me and anthony robbins have been talking about life and how to awaken the giant within. Pretty intresting stuff. It’s all real life lessons learned, but not practiced. I for one can attest to that though. I always find myself in less than desirable situations, only to be bailed out, then to be found in the exact same flipping situation.

Oh the cruel irony of life.

It’s hard to beileve today is already Thursday. Today has been one of those days.

I wouldn’t be surprised if somebody came to me and said, "KC, welcome to earth."

/sigh.

I’m finally home. It’s actually been a great weekend, however my sigh of relief comes from sitting at home, in my own beanbag, in front of my own tv, in my own apartment with my own laptop. It’s something about home that just feels right. As much as I love other people’s homes, my home in particular makes me feel all warm and cozy inside.

It’s been a long week to say the least. I had to go back and double check my previous blogs to realize just how long I’ve been out of it.

Lets see …. sometime last weekend I got a ticket for my tags being expired. Since Nov, ouch! Monday I go to the DMV in the middle of the ghetto(seriously, denver is a great town, but there is a ghetto). Only to be sent home without my beloved tags becuase it’s ceasar chavez day. For those that dont know, ceasar apparently worked for immagrants rights and is an optional holiday in two states. CO and CA. Just my luck right? I finally go back the next day and after a bunch of funny and ridiculous setbacks I finally got my tags and am for once, 100% a colorado residant.

Besides that extravaganza, there were a ton more stories this week, but given the nature of the beast, the time of night it is and at the very least my lazyness, we’ll just leave it as it is..

Friday after work I went directly to the adamz0rs house. I always love his futon(sense the sarcasim?) however, in all honesty the pillows are to die for and his wife keeps the house smelling fresh and girly. All in all it was a cozy trip. Lots of good food, a good stogey, blades of glory and a bunch of wii.

I got home about midday and for some reason was rather stressed so I decieded to release it via kicking the holy heck out of a soccer ball for a couple of hours.

Here we are now. I’m sitting here, I watched a few episodes of tripping the rift and now bond is in the dvd player.

I’m going to cuddle up on my bed and hopefully fall asleep.

As the old saying goes. Hold your women close, but hold your pillows closer.

Also before I leave, I thought I’d say that "The pick of desinty" is a great movie.

Beelzeboss:
I AM COMPLETE!

Tenacious D:
(BOTH) Fuuuck

Beelzeboss:
YES YOU ARE FUCKED,
SHIT OUT OF LUCK!
NOW I’M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK!
THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE,
AND YOUR FIRST IN LINE!
YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!

Tenacious D:
(JB) Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
we challenge you to a rock off,
(BOTH) Give us one chance to rock your socks off

Beelzeboss:
FUCK! FUCK!
FUUUCK, THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME,
FROM DECLINING A ROCK OFF CHALLENGE!
WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS?
WHAT’S THE CAAATCH?

Tenacious D:
(JB) If we win,
you must take your sorry ass back to hell
and also you will have to pay our rent

Beelzeboss:
AND WHAT IF I WIN?

Tenacious D:
(JB) Then you can take Kage back to hell..
(KG) What!?
(JB) Trust me kage it’s the only way
(KG) What the fuck are you talkin about?
(JB) To be your little bitch

Beelzeboss:
FINE!
LET THE ROCK OFF BEGIN HAHAHA!
I’M THE DEVIL,
I LOVE METAL!
CHECK THIS RIFF,
IT’S FUCKIN TASTY!
I’M THE DEVIL I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I’VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE’S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I’VE EVER LOST!
I CANNOT WAIT TO TAKE KAGE BACK TO HELL
I’M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MA HOT DEMON GEL!
I’LL MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL!!

Tenacious D:
(JB) NOOOO! c’mon Kage bring the thunder
(KG) There’s just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice
(JB) Listen to me-
(KG) He rocks to hard because he’s not a mortal man
(JB) God dammit Kage,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
(KG) Noo
unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
(KG) Dude,
we’ve been through so much shit
(JB) De-activated lasers with my dick
(BOTH) Now it’s time to blow this fucker down
(JB) c’mon Kage now it’s time to blow doors down
(KG) I hear you Jables now it’s time to blow doors down
(JB) Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
(KG) We’ll bend you over then we’ll take ya to brown town
(BOTH) Now we’ve got to blow this fucker down
(KG) He’s gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
(JB) C’mon Kage cuz it’s time to blow doors down
(KG) OOOOOOh (?) It’s time for the black out
(JB) Hey antichrist ah, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness, ah rockin socks!
we rock the ?, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the sceptor,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
we are the D
(BOTH) We are the D (X16)

Beelzeboss:
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN LAME COME ON KAGE YOUR COMIN WITH ME
TASTE MY LIGHTNING SUCKERS!

Tenacious D:
(JB) NOOOO!

Beelzeboss:
OW, FUCK!
MY FUCKIN HORN!
OHH NO

Tenacious D:
(JB) From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again

Beelzeboss:
NOOOOO!
FUCK YOU KAGE AND FUCK YOU JABLES
I’LL GET YOU TENACIOUS D!!