Just some things to think about

So your probably sitting behind your computer thinking, gee "kc, how did you fair so well during your interviews?". Well let me explain a few of my special tips. I won’t be giving them all out becuase I am going to be developing a book with these super fabulous tips.

TIP #1
Make sure you drink plenty of soda water and gaterade before your interview. That way if your nervous you can actually concentrate on leaving, going to the bathroom. That’s what I did. I had a couple gallons of water so that way when I was sitting there being patient and calm, I was actually thinking about the urge to urinate. Classic.

TIP #2
NEVER BRING A PEN. That way when you get to the interview and you ask for a pen you will get one of two responses.
response a.) "That’s not very responsible of you, your not making a good showing thus far". Ok, so with a response to this who would want a boss like this, even if the pay is good, life would be miserable.

response b.) "We are all human, heres a pen". SHIBBY. Supercool boss. Hopefully you followed tip #1 so that way your not so nervious of acquiring this super cool job.

Coming soon to book stores near you….

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